我是孩子的爹。孩子的爹，阵痛间隔是多久？不知道，问他。12分钟。

I'm the father. Okay, Dad, how far apart are the contractions? No idea. Ask him. 12 minutes.

《生活大爆炸 第十季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》

还记得我以前的男朋友马克吗？记得，我要嫁他爹。

Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark? Yeah. It's his dad.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

你从我这张又帅又沧桑的脸上，看不出什么吗。我是伊戈。我是你爹，彼得。

I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. My name is Ego. And I'm your dad, Peter.

《银河护卫队2》《Guardians of the Galaxy 2》

等我们卖掉比特币，你会把这些年来剥削你爹的钱财都还给他吗？想都没想过。

Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad back all the money you took from him over the years? Never even crossed my mind.

《生活大爆炸 第十一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》

多谢“激励”，也多谢你小看我。如果你是奥威尔·瑞登巴克的爹，飞机永远不会被发明出来。

Nice pep talk. Oh, and thanks for underestimating me. You know, if you were Orville Redenbacher's dad, we wouldn't have airplanes!

《摩登家庭 第八季》《Modern Family Season 8》

而且它的信用卡债务数额惊人。不是你爹帮你付的信用卡账单吗？我有一张自己付款的紧急备用卡。

He also has remarkable amount of credit card debt. I thought your dad paid your cards. I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.

《生活大爆炸 第十季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》

他可能与佳人有约。他好像还挺风流的。也不奇怪，哪有他撩不到的……我勒个大去？！爸。酷爹在此。

He could be on a date. Apparently, he's quite the player. Makes sense. That could charm the pants off... What the what?! Hey, dad. There he is!

《摩登家庭 第八季》《Modern Family Season 8》

爸爸！不，不，不，嘘，别乱叫，别乱认爹，淡定点。

Daddy! No, no, no. No. Shut up. Shut up. Cool it.

《愤怒的小鸟》《Angry Birds》

我只需要比另一个人多一票就行。如你所见，国父们根本没想到会有这种局面。而我想到了。我就是你的新爹。

And all I need is just one more vote than the other guy. As you can see, the Founding Fathers didn't plan for this. But I did. Meet your new daddy.

《纸牌屋 第五季》《House of Cards Season 5》

你要又当爹又当妈，还有调停者,护士,还有怪蜀黍。

You have to be the mother, the father, the mediator, the nurse, the cool uncle.

《透视美国》《America Revealed》

你跟他道歉，他一定想不到，我向你保证，四个月后，你就能搞得他哭爹喊娘了。

You apologize, and he won't see you coming, and I promise you, in four months' time, you'll be kicking his teeth in.

《傲骨贤妻第七季》《The Good Wife Season 7》

你去问了霍金博士而不是艾米父亲吗？霍金博士是个天才。如果他不支持，我才不要浪费时间去问她爹。

You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father? Stephen Hawking's a genius. If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.

《生活大爆炸 第十一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》

为什么呢？每年冬至我爹都会讲他是怎么把我妈肚子搞大的。真够恶心的。那是很美的。你们地球人有性障碍。

Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. That's disgusting. It was beautiful. You Earthers have hang-ups.

《银河护卫队2》《Guardians of the Galaxy 2》

好吧，你们俩是怎么认识爹？其实我们是在网上认识的。我们第一次约会是在一家咖啡馆。不过跟你约会对象不一样，她可是真来了。

All right. How did you guys meet? Actually, we met online. Our first date was at a coffee shop. Although, unlike you date, she actually showed up.

《生活大爆炸 第十季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》