我们有所有已经出版的《哈里·波特》，双胞胎想知道接下来会怎么样。你要未出版的手稿？

We have all the published Harry Potter books. The twins want to know what happens next. You want the unpublished manuscript?

《穿普拉达的女王》《The Devil Wears Prada》

亲爱的汉弗瑞先生，我们很高兴的通知你，我们想要把你的短篇小说出版在我们的夏季年轻才俊小说专题当中。

Dear Mr. Humphrey, we are pleased to advise you that we would like to publish your short story in our summer fiction issue featuring '20 under 20.

《绯闻女孩 第一季》《Gossip Girl Season 1》

还有，规则二：当论文出版时，我是第一作者。之后如果我们获任何奖，我第一个发言。我不想到我发言时，因时长被乐队奏乐赶下场。

Oh, here. Number two: when we publish, my name goes first. Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards, I speak first. I don't want to be talking when the orchestra plays us off.

《生活大爆炸 第十季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》

而像罗斯这种人，则追求卓越，博物馆，出版论文。

Look there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum and his papers getting published.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

你知道吗，你工作的这个地方负责出版近百年来顶尖艺术家的作品？

Don't you know that you are working at the place that published some of the greatest artists of the century?

《穿普拉达的女王》《The Devil Wears Prada》

你猜怎么着？有人要出版我的论文。真的吗？让我看看，让我看看。

Hi. Hi. Guess what? What? They published my paper. Oh, really, let me see, let me see.

《老友记 第三季》《Friends Season 3》

我们和众多出版界打交道，这应该不是问题，对吗？你会尽你所能的，对吗？

We know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it? And you can do anything, right?

《穿普拉达的女王》《The Devil Wears Prada》

如果你的书能伤到安德伍德夫妇，我们要让它在竞选之前出版，并且要让它畅销。

If your book can hurt the Underwoods, we want it to be published before the election, and we want it to be big.

《纸牌屋 第四季》《House of Cards Season 4》

他知道些什么？他给任何人看过吗？寄给过任何人吗？出版商，媒体？我不知道。那你知道什么？

What does he know? Has he shown this to anyone? Sent it to anyone? Publishers, the press? I don't know. Well, what do you know?

《纸牌屋 第五季》《House of Cards Season 5》

这也能出版？2岁小孩都会写了 好吧

This is literature? A 2-year-old could have written this. All right.

《神偷奶爸》《Despicable Me》

我的基金会已经发布了声明表示支持出版业。

My foundation has already issued a statement in support of books. Sir?

《蝙蝠侠大战超人：正义黎明》《Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice》

现在请允许我失陪了，新一期蝙蝠侠出版了，走吧，莱纳德。

Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out. Come, Leonard.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

《麦田守望者》刚出版的时候，人们也都那么说。你这是帮倒忙。

That's what they said about The Catcher in the Rye when it first came out. You're not helping.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

马特也喜欢《哈利·波特》。是吗？嗯，书一出版他就花一周时间全部读完了。哇，我也是。

Matt loves Harry Potter, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah, like, read them all the week they came out. Wow. Me, too.

《实习生》《The Intern》

《向前一步》出版一年后，这个伙计竟然认为，邀请我到一家全男性俱乐部做演讲是一个好主意。他不是一个人。

A year after Lean In, this dude thought it was a good idea to invite me to give a speech to his literal all-boys club. And he wasn't alone.

《Facebook COO谢丽尔·桑德伯格哈佛演讲》《Sheryl Speech at Harvard》

这样他们就可以监控科学出版社看看有没有其他人在未来的几个月内寄给他们这类重述，如果有，该作者就很有可能偷了我的笔记本电脑。

Well, they could monitor scientific publications and see if anyone posts such a cogent restatement in the next couple of months. If so, the authors are most likely in possession of my stolen laptop.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》