根本没有理发记录这回事。不，肯定有的。

There's no such thing as haircut records. Yes, there are.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

打扰一下，你能拿到我的理发记录吗？你的什么？

Excuse me. Do you have access to my haircut records? Your what?

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

但这不再是传统意义的理发，比显帅还重要。

But there is more to a traditional haircut than just looking your best.

《中国春节》《Chinese New Year》

另外，诺费奥先生很清楚我喜欢什么样的发型，因为他有我在德州理发时的理发记录。

Besides, Mr. D'Onofrio knows exactly how I like my hair done because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

我刚搬来这里的时候，找新理发师这事儿很让我发愁，所以我妈就把我的理发记录都寄给了诺费奥先生。

When I first moved here, I was nervous about finding a new barber, so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

有个有趣的传统，中国新年前，我们必须要理发。

There is an interesting tradition that we need to have our haircut before Chinese New Year day.

《中国春节》《Chinese New Year》

佩妮，你没受过培训，你也没有执照，更重要的是，你拿不到我的理发记录。

Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed. Most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

因为中国人相信如果理发这事安排在新年第一个月，会损害舅舅的健康。

Because in China we believe that if we have a haircut, in the first month of the New Year, it will do harm to a maternal uncle's health.

《中国春节》《Chinese New Year》

嗨，谢尔顿。嗨，我来找诺费奥先生为我理发。真抱歉，托尼舅舅还在医院呢，他病得很厉害。

Hey, Sheldon. Hello. I'm here for my haircut with Mr. D'Onofrio. I'm sorry, Uncle Tony's in the hospital. He's pretty sick.

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这是我所有的钱，其它钱用来理发和买新衣服，还有带妈妈上街吃了一顿好饭，还买了车票，还买了三瓶汽水。

That's left after a new haircut and a new suit and took Mama out to a real fancy dinner, and I bought a bus ticket, then three Dr.Peppers.

《阿甘正传》《Forrest Gump》

他不是理发师，他是理发师的外甥，他就是理发界日益猖獗的裙带关系的典型范例。

He's not a barber, he's the nephew. He's an example of the kind of nepotism that runs rampant in the barbering industry.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

你见过你的理发记录吗？没，不过我妈妈保证肯定寄过来了，我敢跟你打包票，这家伙肯定没我的理发记录。

Have you ever seen them? No, but my mother assured me they were sent here, and I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

好，我懂了。男人不能请理发店四重唱到女朋友的办公室吗？

All right Ross. I get it. I mean my God. Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore.

《老友记 第三季》《Friends Season 3》

先失陪一下。谢尔顿，没关系，他能行的，他也是个理发师。

Excuse us for a second. Sheldon, it's okay, he can do it. He's a barber.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

听起来不好玩，那就让它变好玩，我们可以学理发店四重唱，我们知道…

That doesn't sound like fun. So we'll make it fun. We'll do it like a barbershop quartet. We know, we know, we know.

《老友记 第五季》《Friends Season 5》

怎么回事？好了，谢尔顿，你也该闹够了，拜托回家去，让我给你理发吧。

What's going on? All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

还有，作为临时室友的部分职责是送我上下班，送我去漫画书店，理发店。

FYI, part of your responsibilities as roommate pro tem will be to drive me to and from work, the comic book store, the barbershop.

《生活大爆炸 第四季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》

抱歉，你说什么？说来话长。谢尔顿，我发誓我不会乱来，求你让我帮你理发吧。

I'm sorry, what? It was a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.

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而是像一只普通的老狗。或是谁丢在理发店的香肠。不管他是啥，我都严重过敏。

He just looks like a plain old dog. Or a sausage someone dropped in a barbershop. Whatever he is, I am terribly allergic.

《寻梦环游记》《Coco》

亚历山大·弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗？谢谢你发现了青霉素，来个蓬蓬头吧？

Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? Thanks for discovering penicillin. Now how about we try a bouffant?

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》