你喜欢短化叫吗？是我给短化叫法取的短叫。我也长话短说，滚。

You like abbreve? It's an ab I made up for abbreviation. I'm gonna make this short. Get out.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》

那清单非常短。很好，我喜欢，讲重点。

It's a short list. Great. I like it. Focus.

《博物馆奇妙夜3》《Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb》

这是怎么回事人生苦短，不能被恐惧操控。

Where did that come from? Life's too short to be ruled by fear.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

我要给你一份超级短的清单，老爸，因为，上面是空白的。

I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's, there's nothing on it.

《博物馆奇妙夜3》《Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb》

是高强度的疼痛感，持续时间短，还是较长时间的疼痛感但强度较低。

You want a high intensity of pain but for a short duration or would you rather have a longer duration but lower intensity.

《怪诞行为学》《Predictably Irrational》

其实美国的惊喜派对都很短，通常都“惊喜”，然后就“我好惊喜喔！再见”。

No, actually American surprise parties are very short. It's usually, Surprise. And then, Oh my God, I'm so surprised, good-bye.

《老友记 第四季》《Friends Season 4》

你可能在报纸上看到了吧，上面有消息，不过写得不成体统。非常短，没有她家庭的介绍。

You will have seen it in the papers, though it was not put in as it ought to have been. Very short. Nothing about her family.

《傲慢与偏见》《Pride & Prejudice》

发酵时间越短，颜色越淡，味道越咸。

The shorter the fermentation, the lighter the soy and saltier the flavor.

《中餐速成》《Chinese Food Made Easy》

你真走运，我刚好有时间弹一曲《小短面包》。

Lucky for you, I've got time for a couple verses of Shortning bread.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

我来帮你一把，同志婚礼跟普通婚礼比是长点还是短点？

And you need a little help here, so is a gay wedding shorter or longer than a straight wedding?

《欲望都市2》《Sex and the City 2》

例如我发现几乎所有的事都在不断重复稍有不同。有的周期短显而易见容易识别，所以知道怎么处理像每天24个小时。

For example, I observed that most everything happens over and over again in slightly different ways. Some in obvious short-term cycles that are easy to recognize, so we know how to deal with them, like the 24-hour day.

《成功的原则》《Principles for Success》

你是怎么想到的？这是史上最伟大的加密装置，而德国主要的通讯都靠它进行。如果同盟军破解了恩尼格玛，那么，这场战争就会变得很短了。

What makes you think that? It's the greatest encryption device in history, and the Germans use it for all major communications. If the Allies broke Enigma, well, this would turn into a very short war, indeed.

《模仿游戏》《The Imitation Game》

包括从低强度到高强度，从高强度到低强度，或者较长时间低强度，较短时间高强度的疼痛等等。

So it gave them pain that went from low to high or from high to low, or give them longer durations of pain of lower intensity, shorter pains of higher intensity and so on.

《怪诞行为学》《Predictably Irrational》

在这儿多久了？时间可不短了。

How long has that been there? A really long time.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

记住了，短尖髯是没有八字胡的山羊胡。

Now, remember, a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

我们在这里的时间也跟你在那里待的时间一样短。

And we've been here exactly as long as you were there.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

你觉得通过短信息我无法达到必要的亲密吗？应该不能。

And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text messaging? Probably not.

《生活大爆炸 第四季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》

那就不好看了，所以说长痛不如短痛，还是现在就分手吧。

It's gonna be ugly. And so for those reasons, I'd rather just, you know, break it off clean.

《爆裂鼓手》《Whiplash》

像银行家般工作时间那么短。难怪你没机会成为终身教授。

Wow. Banker's hours. No wonder you're not on the tenure track.

《生活大爆炸 第十二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 12》

雪利·斯道尔斯就是一人尽可夫的长舌妇，头发长见识短。

Sherry Stalls was nothing but a whiny, gossipy, backstabbing flirt. All hair and no substance.

《怦然心动》《Flipped》