Well I'll reveal the facts now: that in fact Ale knows that Kaj has a pink hat on his head.

我已经告诉你们了,艾尔只知道卡佳戴着粉色帽子

I'm going to get two T.A.'s up here, why don't I get Ale and Kaj up here.

我找来两位助教,请艾尔和卡佳来到讲台上来

So Ale does not know that Kaj knows that there's a pink hat in the room.

所以艾尔不知道卡佳知道,这里有一定粉色的帽子

Now, it turns out that about a third of the game between my team Portsmouth and Kaj's team Liverpool, this weekend there was a penalty.

这周末在我支持的朴茨茅斯对战,卡茄支持的利物浦的比赛进行1/3时,裁判判罚了一个点球

And it's true that Kaj knows that Ale has a pink hat on his head.

而且卡佳也知道艾尔戴着粉色的帽子

Here's a hat on Ale's head, and here's a hat on Kaj's head.

一个给艾尔,一个给卡佳

Kaj, the head TA is Scandinavian so I've got no idea why he's supporting Liverpool anyway, but I think maybe he spells it like this or something like this.

主助教卡茄是斯堪的纳维亚人,我也很好奇为什么他要支持利物浦队,不过我猜大概他大概这么拼写利物浦

So Kaj, can you count those for me? Is that right?

卡茄你帮我统计一下好吗

But Ale does not know that Kaj knows that he is wearing a blue, a pink hat, and Kaj does not know that Ale knows that Kaj is wearing a pink hat.

但艾尔不知道卡佳知道他戴着粉色帽子,卡佳也不知道艾尔知道,卡佳戴着粉色帽子

So just confirming these actions, not only did that spoil my weekend but it also spoiled my opportunity to make fun of Kaj all week, so it was really a big deal.

这个点球,不仅毁了我的大好周末,还让我错失了调侃卡茄的机会,真是亏大了

And more immediately, this weekend, as all of you are thinking the most event in the world was whatever was happening in Congress to do with Iraq, actually, the most important event in the world was taking place in England where my favorite team, portsmouth, were playing Kaj, the head TA's favorite team, Liverpool.

再举个最近的例子吧,比如这周末,在场的各位都觉得世界上最重要的事,是国会对伊拉克采取何种行动,但我觉得最重要的事发生在英格兰,我最喜爱的足球队,朴茨茅斯队,对抗助教长卡茄最喜爱的利物浦队