Is it serious? Will I live?

严重吗？我会活吗？

Why is the situation so serious?

为什么情况如此严重？

I am serious? I didn't know that. Now I'm serious.

我严肃吗？我不知道。现在我很严肃。

Keatsy : Are you serious?

齐兹: 真的假的?

Are you serious? Cow poop.

你说真的吗？牛便便。

I'm not serious? I like jokes?

我不严肃吧？我喜欢开玩笑？

REALLY? GIRL! HELLO? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

真的假的？喂！你好？你没有在开玩笑吧？

Darling, am I supposed to think you are serious?

亲爱的，我应该认为你是认真的吗？

Are you serious? You are finally putting down roots?

你说真的吗？你终于安顿下来了？

Are you serious? I always feel like I want stuff.

你是认真的吗？我常觉得自己想要很多东西。