一个人要怎么衡量幽默？幽默测量器？

How exactly would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》

开种族玩笑来打破和你同事的冷场那可是最搞笑的幽默。

Breaking the ice with your colleagues using ethnic humor, the funniest kind of humor.

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

很幽默。还有爱情的坎坷？对皱纹的迷恋。

Her humor. Her unluckiness in love? Her fetish for wrinkles.

《木星上行》《Jupiter Ascending》

这是因为你根本无法衡量什么是幽默，谢利(昵称)。

That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》

我父母离婚后，我开始用幽默来自卫。

When my parents got divorced is when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.

《老友记 第三季》《Friends Season 3》

只是你的朋友甘德森，需要去宜家，组装点幽默感。

Maybe your friend Gunderson needs to head over to IKEA and assemble a sense of humor.

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

对，那个时候，我用我的幽默感来保护自己，谢天谢地，我现在不用那样了。

Yes, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.

《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》

你似乎有亲密上的问题，你用你的幽默和人保持距离。

Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. You know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

我很欣赏你的种族歧视幽默感，但能不能别在女人面前嘲笑我的宗教信仰呢。

Listen, I love your charming racist humor, but any chance you could not mock my religion while she's here?

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

乔伊，你真幽默。你真会演。

Joey. Joey, good one. That's good. Very good.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

你忘了吗？忘了什么？你真幽默。

Did you forget? Forget what? That's funny.

《超人总动员2》《Incredibles 2》

你们真幽默，我的生日在七个月前。

It's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

那这些“你”里有没有幽默一点的？

Are you fun in any of them?

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

你真幽默，我是艾比。我是谢尔顿。

You're very funny. I'm Abby. I'm Sheldon.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

等你身体好点，就能理解其中幽默了。

When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

有些人不懂他的笑话，但我觉得他真幽默。

Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

我的推理是合理的，谢尔顿，你好幽默哦。

My inference is justified. Sheldon, you are so funny.

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

能遇上聪明幽默，心智年龄超过八岁的人真棒。

It's so great to meet a guy who is smart, and funny and has an emotionally age beyond like 8.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

所以你想在幽默漫画中找点东西然后毁了它么?

So you're looking to ruin something for her in the funny pages?

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

我觉得你非常得幽默，当然，就像法语中你真有趣。

Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Ooor, as the french say, tres drole.

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》