一只鸡拉屎在她腿上!
And the chicken poops in her lap.
《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》
你是说他既不嘘嘘也不拉屎?
You're telling me my man doesn't pee or poop?
《采访》《The Interview》
我那个小表弟在尿布里拉屎时就这眼神。
You look like my little cousin when he's dropping one in his diaper.
《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》
人吃五谷杂粮,没有不拉屎的,要不那些东西还能去哪?他会炸的。
Everybody pees and poops. Where would it go otherwise? He'd explode.
《采访》《The Interview》
但是,那小子可真是倔,到了晚上,他还在树上。不吃不喝,不拉屎。
But man, oh, man, that boy was stubborn. Night came, and he was still up there. No food, no water, no toilet.
《纸牌屋 第四季》《House of Cards Season 4》
好一条赚钱的路子啊(做柠檬水),靠人家做巧克力软糕赚钱(拉屎)。
Way to make lemonade. You know, from around the corner where fudge is made.
《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》
不了,他们三个呢,你不会……我亲手把他们带到这世上,杰克。我绝对有资格花几小时坐在这里看他们睡觉和拉屎。去睡吧,走吧。
No, there's three. You don't... you don't... I brought them into the world, Jack. I am perfectly qualified to sit here and watch them sleep and crap themselves for a couple of hours. Now go. Now.
《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》
猫喜欢在沙子里拉屎。
The cat likes to shit in the sand.
宝宝在尿布里拉屎了。
The baby shits in the diaper.
他每次吃完饭后都会拉屎。
He shits every time after eating.
我们的狗总是在早上拉屎。
Our dog always shits in the morning.
小狗在花园里拉屎。
The puppy shits in the garden.
我想要在我的床上拉屎!
I want to shit on my bed!
有人来我们家拉屎啊?
Somebody comes and shits on my house?
这意味着什么,我们可以一起约拉屎?
And whats this shit about us meant to be together?
德希达:将大便对拉屎的特权解构.
Derrida Deconstruct the privileging of shit over crap.
别误解,我的跳投很准。我连拉屎都很准。
Don't get it twisted, my jumper was wet. My shit was wet.