卡萝是个女同志，她和一个名叫苏珊的女人同居。

Carol's a lesbian. She’s living with a woman named Susan.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

当然可以。为什么这么问？因为是个女生。什么？名叫杰克西卡。什么？快删掉她，太迟了。

Of course. Why? There's this girl... What? Named Jexica. What? Delete her. Too late.

《女孩成长记 第三季》《Girl Meets World Season 3》

没错，我以前也不在房间里，我就像爱丽丝一样，我曾经是个小女孩，名叫乔伊。才不是！

Right, well, I wasn't always in Room. I'm like Alice. I was a little girl named Joy. Nah!

《房间》《Room》

你把内脏都放盘子里了吗？是的，主厨。谢谢，一个名叫副厨的男孩。我不懂什么意思，但我信你的梗。

You put the giblets in a pan? Yes, chef. Thanks, a boy named sous chef. I don't get it, but I trust you.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

插个有趣小故事我我有个高中同学名叫特丽莎·胶微子，但要找到她并不需要花二十亿。她总躲在体育馆后面抽着烟。

Another fun sidenote I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino, but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her. She was smoking behind the gym.

《生活大爆炸 第十一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》

今年早些时候，一位名叫伊丽莎白·库珀的女孩给我写信，告诉我像她这样的中产家庭在支付大学学费这件事情上有多么艰难。

Earlier this year a young woman named Elizabeth Cooper wrote to tell me how hard it is for middle-class families like hers to afford college.

《奥巴马每周电视讲话》《Your Weekly Address》

那姑娘你应该认识，名叫德洛丽丝。

Girl I think you know. Name of Dolores.

《西部世界 第一季》《Westworld Season 1》

女孩名叫艾瑞卡。那个怀孕的女孩不也叫艾瑞卡吗？

Her name is Erica. Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

雕塑名叫《大理石和硬木》，这么说吧，雕塑完全是大理石做的。

It's called Marble with Wood, and let's just say it's made entirely of marble.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

不论你是谁，不论你以为自己是谁，想象你是位沉默的公主，名叫艾达。

Whoever you are, whoever you think you are, believe that you're also a silent princess. Your name is Ida.

《纸牌屋 第三季》《House of Cards Season 3》

你好，我是你的室友，名叫蓝道宝基，惊吓专业。麦克华斯基，主修惊吓

Hey there. I'm your roomie. Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major. Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.

《怪兽大学》《Monsters University》

瞧瞧这个，这看着像艾丽克斯。他名叫艾丽克，那个C被抹花了。

Oh, look at that. Oh, it looks like Alex. His name is Alec. The C Just got smudged.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

我有很重要的事，爱拉不能等等？她名叫“爱玛”。干嘛改名呀？爱拉好听多了！

Wait, this is important. Can't Ella wait? Her name is Emma. Why did you change it? Ella was so much prettier.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

两周前，威尔金斯辞去了收入颇丰的技术职务，创建了一个慈善组织，名叫OTPS。

Two weeks ago, Wilkins left a lucrative job in the tech sector to found a new charity called O.T.P.S.

《疑犯追踪 第四季》《Person of Interest Season 4》

这条崎岖的路名叫权利大道，现在，你正站在权利大道的拐角处，拐过去就是自我大道。

The name of the bad road is Entitlement Avenue, and right now, you are on the corner of Entitlement Avenue and All About Me Boulevard.

《女孩成长记 第三季》《Girl Meets World Season 3》

我要让她请她男朋友到家里吃晚饭，我会给你们做一道名叫早就告诉过你了的大菜。

I'm gonna tell her to invite this boyfriend over for dinner, and I'll be serving a big, old platter of I told you so.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

怎么会，一定会很有意思的。不不不，是说书名叫《一号书迷》，史蒂芬·金写的。这样啊。

Oh, it's gonna be fun. No, no, no, the book is Misery, by Stephen King. Oh, yeah, right.

《我们这一天 第一季》《This Is Us Season 1》

我的儿子真的两个星期挨家挨户的告诉邻居们他是我儿子。他正在筹款为一个虚构的名叫警察父母慈善机构。

My son had gone house to house in the neighborhood for two weeks telling people that he was my son. And that he was raising money for a fictional police charity called Moms and Dads in Blue.

《网络谜踪》《Searching》

还有别的吗？我在网上发现一个小测试名叫测测你是星际迷航中的谁，我测了四次，终于测到柯克船长[角色]。

Anything else? I found this quiz online called Which Star Trek Character Are You? and it only took me four tries to get Captain Kirk.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

眼光不错，这个玩具名叫轰鸣龙。能吼叫能走路而且还能唱一支歌呢。轰鸣龙！轰鸣龙！今天轰鸣龙的吼叫哇！哦哇！轰鸣龙！

Good choice. This is the Dino Roar. It roars, it walks, and it sings a dinosaur song. Dino Roar. Dino Roar. Listen to the Dino Roar. Roar. Wow. Dino Roar.

《小猪佩奇 第四季》《Peppa Pig Season 4》