华尔街把我生吞活剥又把我当屎拉出来。

Wall Street had swallowed me up and shit me right back out again.

《华尔街之狼》《The Wolf of Wall Street》

是的，我确实在一个荒芜的星球上活下来了，靠着用自己的屎种地。

Yes, I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit.

《火星救援》《The Martian》

我是对的，我拿屎拿了两年，但我是对的，所有人都错了。

So, I was right. I took a rash of shit for two years, but I was right. And everyone was wrong.

《大空头》《The Big Short》

如果你们非要费心费力地那样做，那至少可以让他的手稳一点，雕刻的东西跟屎一样难看。

Well, if you're gonna go to all that trouble, you could've at least given him a steadier hand. This looks like shit.

《西部世界 第一季》《Westworld Season 1》

是十六分之一。去屎吧。

Sixteenth-sies. Shoot yourselves.

《破产姐妹 第三季》《2 Broke Girls Season 3》

这年头，现实就是一坨屎。

These days, reality is a bummer.

《头号玩家》《Ready Player One》

话筒给我，吃屎吧，废柴们，吃屎！吃屎！我看见实话球停下了。

Give me! Eat it, you losers! Eat it, eat it! I see the truth balls have stopped.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》

后面还有图表记录我的屎形，屎色与软硬度。真恶心。真正恶心的是他到现在都还会做记录。

There are some charts in the back where I kept track of shape, color and consistency. Disgusting. No, what's disgusting is he's still keeping track.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

等等，什么？我今天早上拉不出屎。

Wait. what? I couldn't poop this morning.

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》

顺便说下，当时泻立停的药效过了，我吓屎了。

FYI, that's when the Imodium gave out.

《生活大爆炸 第八季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 8》

我们正从平壤郊外为你直播这期特别的今夜屎开拉。

We are broadcasting from a station outside of Pyongyang for this very special edition of Skylark Tonight.

《采访》《The Interview》

看来吃屎吧，废柴们，可以当你们的品牌名啊。

It looks like Eat it, eat it, you losers, might just be your brand.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》

晚上好，早上也好，全世界的观众们，我是戴夫屎开拉。

Good evening, and good morning to our viewers around the world. I'm Dave Skylark.

《采访》《The Interview》

我要一杯小杯卡布奇诺，三份脱咖啡因。小屎尿屁一半一半。

I'll have a tall cap, triple-shot half caf. Small scrap nipple slap half half.

《破产姐妹 第三季》《2 Broke Girls Season 3》

一定是我加班惹的祸，我说了不该说的话，他就朝我扔一坨屎。

I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some feces.

《老友记第一季》《Friends Season 1》

嗯，她啊，我只知道她今天要和律师见面，然后她要拉一大坨屎。

Well, let's see, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

别敲门，尽管进来吧，对一位世界领先地位的屎克螂专家客气什么啊？

Don't knock. Just walk in. Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

看到没，加里？生活就是坨屎，做人就是这样，但好消息是，你并不孤独。

See, Gary? Life is crap. Welcome to the human race. But the good news is, you're not alone.

《疑犯追踪 第四季》《Person of Interest Season 4》

提醒一下，我们要举行吓出屎来的恐怖比赛，希望不会冒犯到糖果乐园的你们。

Well, heads up, we're doing crap-your-pants scary on account of the contest, so I just hope we don't offend you over here in candy land.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

同住怕不浪漫，吃屎就浪漫了吗？等等，那你们怎么不直接住去我家然后我跟莱纳德住这里？

And you were worried about the romance. Wait. Why don't you guys stay across the hall, and we will live here?

《生活大爆炸 第十季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》