Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an f.

到了班里的时候我发现我的烧饼教授给了我个不及格。

As long as I never have to date another douchebag again.

只要我不必再和混蛋约会。

This is just our douchebag military contractors trying to make a buck.

这仅仅是我们的恶棍军工承包商试图赚些美元罢了。

Is he kind to animals and nice to his grandmother? Or is he a total douchebag?

他是否对小动物特别有爱心或是特别孝顺他的奶奶？又或者他简直就是一个痞子？

Avoid looking like a completely douchebag by not proposing in any of the following ways.

为了避免你去过单身节，以下方式请勿在求婚时使用。

Finally! I never understood why these women had to stand by their douchebag at the press conference.

真是，我一直不懂为什么这些女人非得在记者招待会上站在混球的旁边。

Not only did you sell your soul, act like a complete douchebag to him for a year, and then leave him up here to "make a go at it" without you.

你不仅为他出卖了你的灵魂，还在他面前像个混球一样足足一年，然后又离开他，让他“忘掉这些”活下去。

So the next time someone boasts about their wealth, remember that they can have all the money in the world, but they can never buy their way out of being a douchebag.

所以下次不许人再吹嘘他们多不许钱，提名表扬他们可以拥不许世界上所不许的金钱，但永远提名表扬不了人渣的本质。