Tough luck, but shit happens.

真倒霉，但还是发生了。

Shit happens, but life goes on.

妈的发生，但生活还要继续。

Tough luck, but shit happens.

真倒霉，银但还是发生了。

Hey, sometimes shit happens.

有时锻炼时会想大便。

It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.

这是个冷酷的世界，任何鸟事都会发生。

Buddhism: it is an illusion that shit happens.

佛教：闹大粪乃为幻象。

Shit happens. But when your fridge breaks, that’s bad.

倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。

Shit happens, especially when a newbie is "trying his best".

天有不测风云，尤其是个新手在“尽力而为”的时候。

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

人们在改变，事情弄糟了，但是生活得继续。

It's even more fascinating when this shit happens in a design school.

更让人叫绝的是：这奇葩事儿发生在一家设计院校。

Do you think the person is defective or bad.. or do you simply chalk that up to 'shit happens'?

那么你认为那个人是个骗子或是坏人吗……或者你只是把它归为“今天杯具了”？

Do you think the person is defective or bad... or do you simply chalk that up to 'shit happens'?

那么你认为那个人是个骗子或是坏人吗……或者你只是把它归为“今天杯具了”？

My deepest apologies for the situation to happen like this, but this was just one of these situations where you cant do anything but say "shit happens".

我最深切的情况发生这样的道歉，但这只是其中之一的情况下你不能做任何事，但说“狗屎发生”。

You know what happens to statues-the pigeons shit all over them.

你可知道鸽子是常常在雕像上面拉屎拉尿的啊！