Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party.

朋友们都为我们感到遗憾，所以为她组织了一个失恋派对。

I will not use the obstacles I face as an excuse for having a pity party.

我不会利用自己的困难作为博取他人同情的借口。

Well, You know what that means! Pity Party at an All You Can Eat sushi restaurant until we can't function! Haha! Hooray!

你知道那是什么意思！在一个“寿司自助餐厅”的同情聚会，直到我们不能运作！哈哈！万岁！

Sometimes what looks like a disaster in your life is part of a much bigger plan. But you will never fulfill your destiny if you are having a pity party.

这正是我要说的，有时候看起来貌似生命中的不幸却真正的成就了你，但如果你只是一味的自怨自艾你就永远无法完善你自己的人生。