Who are these assholes?

这些混蛋是谁？

I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.

我很高兴吧这些蠢货踢出校园。

There is a faction of assholes that write test cases.

在狗屎们里有一小撮人是写测试用例的。

He must have done it when I was off with those assholes.

他一定是趁我和那群混蛋一起的时候做的。

That's why women were invented, to think for you assholes.

女人的具有即是要为你们这些忘八着想。

Men are never right. That's why women were invented, to think for you assholes.

男人永远都是错的。女人的存在就是要为你们这些混蛋着想。

You got assholes in the trees with guns even if they can't sit on branches without falling…

你弄一帮笨蛋拿着枪躲在树上，即使他们蹲在树杈上没掉下来…

But I cant depend and I cant guarantee that those assholes in Washington wont do something stupid like... not pay.

但我不能保证华盛顿的那些蠢货会支付赎金。

We're betting any aspiring artist will take that deal over three years of putting up with stuck-up assholes at art schools.

我们肯定，所有有抱负的艺术家都会愿意以此和三年枯燥的艺术学院学习做个交易。

I'm about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: The word "busy" is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes.

我要制定一个放肆、极端和严苛的关系规则：“忙”是废话，是混蛋们最常使用的借口。

Future generations will have to clean up the environmental mess left by these assholes, all to line the pockets of their business friends.

未来世代将必须清扫环境混乱左由这些笨蛋，所有排行口袋他们的企业朋友。

In your life, you'll meet a lot of assholes. Remember that it's stupidity that pushes them to be evil. It will prevent you from answering to their nastiness.

在你的一生当中，你会遇到很多贱人，把他们逼疯行恶是很愚蠢的行为，记住这一点可以防止你对他们的卑鄙作出回应。

With consulting comes dealing with clients. Thankfully, I never had to deal with any assholes, but communicating with people is a skill that takes a lifetime to learn.

咨询工作就是与人打交道，幸运的是，我从来没遇到过什么麻烦的家伙，但是与人交流，是我们要穷尽一生去学习的一种技能。