"Ben Weatherstaff said I was like him," said Mary.

“本·威瑟斯塔夫说我像他。”玛丽说。

I was like the Jewish Beatle.

我就是“犹太披头士”。

I was like, whoa, what has happened?

我当时想，哇，这是怎么回事？

I think I was like a prize of war.

我觉得自己像是一件战利品。

I was like, I don't know.

我起初说，我不知道怎么教。

I was like, 'What? You're Leaving me?'

你要离开我吗？

One time I was like, 'Yeah, I want to go.'

一次我说，‘哦，我想去。’

But when I knew my result, I was like "what?"

可等我知道成绩时，我觉得：什么。

At some stage I was like, 'What's the score?'

在某些时候，我就想，'比分是多少？ '？

"I was like, 'oh - oh.' I felt stupid," she says.

她说：“我就像，恩，哦，我觉得自己傻透了”。

"I was like, 'Oh, Jon-Marc, two names. Fancy,'" she says.

我当时想，‘噢，乔恩·马克，两个名字，真花哨。’

“I was like, ‘Oh, Jon-Marc, two names. Fancy,’ ” she says.

我当时想，‘噢，乔恩马克，两个名字，真花哨。’

I had no clue sometimes. I was like, 'Who is up, she or me?'

我有时没有任何头绪，有时我想，'是谁，她还是我？ '？

I was like, 'Dude, I want to be a millionaire in another 10 years.'

而我想，‘兄弟，10年我就是百万富翁了。’

Suddenly I felt I was like the small kid over twenty years ago.

我变成二十几年前的孩子了。

I was too excited. I was like a man who has just escaped from jail.

我太激动了，像一个刚刚从狱中逃出的犯人。

And when they just started falling, I was like 'wow. What is this?'

而当双子塔开始倒塌时，我惊呼“靠，这是怎么回事！”

I was like "wow, 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting forever."

我会想：“哇噻，50％的婚姻结局是大家要一辈子在一起。”

I was like, 'Yeah, we have a lot of oil in Scotland.' I didn't know what to say.

我当时都傻了，完全不知道说什么，只会讲一些诸如“是啊，我们苏格兰石油挺多的”这种废话。

I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future?

我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊？

I saw a tweet on my phone one night and I was like, 'God, this guy's so pretentious!'

有天晚上我在手机看到一个tweet，然后我像是…，‘上帝，这人也太自大狂了！’

There's a little bit of that and once I heard that, I was like, oh fair enough, see you in a month.

他就说，‘我惹恼了梅森，找补呢，这一个月不许和我说话。’ 好像有那么回事儿，我也听到三言两语，我就想，喔，好吧，一个月后见。

I wish I was like a runaway balloon, like a tiny o in the sky, so tiny-tiny you have to close your eyes to see it.

但是我真希望自己是一百零二岁。我希望自己像个落跑的气球，变成天空中一个小小的o，小到你们只有眯起眼睛才看得见。

When a friend on her hockey team made it clear she fancied her, "and thought I would fancy her too, I was like 'No!"

当她的一位曲棍球队友向她表白对她有意思的时候，“同时也认为我对她有意思，我会说不！”

I think I was like a recovering alcoholic who needed beer in the house just to prove that he could resist temptation.

这就好像戒掉酒的酒鬼在房间里放着一杯酒，来证明他可以抗拒这个诱惑。