来了！你个该死的混蛋！你醉啦？

Coming! Damn you, you rat bastard. Are you drunk?

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

你应该不能把他们灌到那么醉。

I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

我们醉成那样，不可能被批准。

They would not let us get married when we were that drunk. No.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

当然可能，在拉斯维加斯结婚的人，通常都醉了。

They let you get married when you're drunk. Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

都很好，我通常都说莫妮卡又醉了。

They're both good. I generally just go with, Monica's drunk again.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

我信了你的邪，好歹我其他被批斗的时候，我还能醉着听。

I can't believe this. At least in my other interventions I was drunk.

《破产姐妹 第四季》《2 Broke Girls Season 4》

我们替你弄点咖啡，他们不会知道你醉了。

Okay, here's the thing. We're gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you're drunk.

《老友记 第七季》《Friends Season 7》

我现在就醉了，早餐不能喝鸡尾酒啊？我在度假。

Hell, I'm drunk right now. What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

然后婚姻破裂，你又得离婚，离婚名人，我醉得好厉害。

Then it won't work out and you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. I'm so drunk.

《老友记 第六季》《Friends Season 6》

比如？我们可不能把15岁的女孩弄醉。我们能啊？不，我们不能。

Like what? We can't get 15-year-old girls drunk. Or can we? No, we can't.

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》

没那么夸张，好吗？但是珍妮丝耶。她是珍妮丝耶。你醉得太离谱了。

Look, it's not that crazy. Okay? But it's Janice. I mean, she's Janice. How drunk were you?

《老友记 第五季》《Friends Season 5》

我可真醉了。那就怪了，我跟你喝的差不多 怎么我一点事儿没有。

I am so drunk. That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and don't feel anything at all.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

我是醉了，但我听得懂她的话，所以我跑去朱理牛排…查理牛排？

Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said. Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie's. Beefsteak Charlie's?

《老友记 第四季》《Friends Season 4》

听起来很好玩。你说笑呢？对吧？我们不是要喝个大醉，然后去坐游乐设施吗？

Ooh, that sounds like fun. You're kidding, right? We're not just gonna get drunk and go on rides?

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

他不想被任何人发现，可是他醉得摇摇晃晃，然后撞东撞西，把大家都吵醒。

He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.

《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》

“我正在戒酒”，“我是摩门教徒”（美国的另类教派），或是“我昨晚喝太醉，现在还在宿醉”？

I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm a Mormon, or I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk?

《老友记 第八季》《Friends Season 8》

好吧，不过我得声明一下，我从来没参加过湿衣比赛，我赢过，但是因为我醉时喝酒洒了一身所以...

Okay. Just for the record, I have never entered a wet T-shirt contest. I've won a few, but that's just because I spill when I'm drunk, So...

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

当我在格陵兰岛，他们有卡拉OK，和我不得不与一个喝的非常醉的直升机飞行员。我开始想像你在唱汤姆中校。

When I was in Greenland, they do karaoke there and I had to get on this helicopter, with a very drunk pilot. And I started to imagine you singing Major Tom.

《白日梦想家》《The Secret Life of Walter Mitty》

你们真应该见识一下我最初认识的莱纳德。他都不敢跟人有眼神交流，他不是抬头看天花板，就是低头看他的鞋。我醉了。

You guys should've seen Leonard when I first met him. There was no eye contact. He was either looking up at the ceiling, or down at his shoes. I'm drunk.

《生活大爆炸 第四季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》

掩盖他醉驾的同一帮警察? 而你认为这事与我有关？

The same police that buried his DUI? And you think I was involved?

《纸牌屋 第二季》《House of Cards Season 2》