一只鸡拉屎在她腿上！

And the chicken poops in her lap.

《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》

肚子也饿，我怕是要吃两只鸡了。

And hungry. Think I'll take two chickens.

《权力的游戏 第四季》《Game of Thrones Season 4》

鸡，狗。就差那么一点。该我了，鸡，鸡，狗，狗，野山羊，野山羊！瞧你玩得多好！

Chicken, dog. Oh, so close. My turn. Chicken, chicken. Dog, dog. Ibex, ibex! Oh, look at you go!

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

是吗？看看这个，左宗棠鸡[被归为湘菜]它不是在招牌菜之列了，而是归在鸡料理下面了。

Oh, is it? Look at this. General tso's chicken Is no longer listed under Specialties. It's now under Chicken.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

水痘还是天花（性病）？水痘（又名鸡痘），很讽刺，因为我根本就不吃鸡。

Chicken or small? Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.

《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》

什么东西？莫妮卡的奶酪鸡，我得把它解决掉。

What stuff? Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of it.

《老友记 第八季》《Friends Season 8》

情况？莫非你有病？是禽流感还是鸡痘？难道是十宗罪？

A thing? Like a disease? Is it bird flu? Chicken pox? Cardinal sin?

《愤怒的小鸟》《Angry Birds》

克莱尔，我觉得艾丽克斯不太对劲。不知道，某种鸡。

Claire, I think something's up with Alex. I don't know. Some kind of chicken.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

所以呢？是的，是左宗棠鸡，我不是说“左”，我是问“所以呢”？

So? Yes, general tso. Not Tso The chicken, So The question.

《生活大爆炸 第三季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 3》

没有，但我们是国王的人。说啊，你有钱吗？一个子儿都没有，但那只鸡我要定了。

No. But we're the king's men. So, you got money? Not a penny. I'll still take that chicken.

《权力的游戏 第四季》《Game of Thrones Season 4》

谢尔顿，你再拿鸡的事情烦我，我就把你按到我膝盖上，当众打你屁股。

Sheldon, you pester me one more time about chicken, I will put you over my knee right here in this restaurant.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

拿这个鸡块来说，它包含了37种原料，猜猜有多少种来自玉米？30种。

Take this chicken nugget. It's made up of 37 different ingredients. Want to guess how many come from corn? 30.

《透视美国》《America Revealed》

猪奶奶的鸡

Granny Pig's Chickens

《小猪佩奇 第三季》《Peppa Pig Season 3》

还有你坚信是人肉做的鸡块，还有那朵奇形怪状的在城里老跟踪你的云。

The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets. The strangely shaped cloud that was following you around town.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

这提醒了我另外一句常言：你可以诱拐鸡跳炸锅，但不代表你能诱拐你妈去炸鸡。

And that reminds me of another saying. You can lead a chicken to Crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it.

《生活大爆炸 第五季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》

好了，我出门了。你要去哪？我们不是约好要让那只鸡度过生命中最美好的一天吗。

Okay. I'm taking off. Where are you going? I thought we were going to give a chicken the best day of its life.

《摩登家庭 第六季》《Modern Family Season 6》

我很清楚如果你这张臭嘴再蹦几个字出来，我就要吃光这房子里所有的鸡了。

I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

《权力的游戏 第四季》《Game of Thrones Season 4》

纳维尔是一只公鸡吗？是的，佩奇。他是小公鸡。这只鸡最坏了，它把我的蔬菜都刨掉了！它连苍蝇都不会伤害！

Is Naval a boy chicken? Yes, Peppa. He is a cockerel. He is the worst, scratching up my vegetables. Naval would't hurt a fly.

《小猪佩奇 第三季》《Peppa Pig Season 3》

你确定吗？人的意识是很神奇的，莱纳德，那男的可能正一边爽歪歪，而佩妮只以为自己是吃玉米的鸡呢。

Am I? The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard. He could be having the time of his life while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.

《生活大爆炸 第六季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》

我跟你解释，我们是这么点的，头道蒸饺，然后左宗棠鸡，西兰花牛柳，龙舟活鱼和素菜捞面。

Let me walk you through it. Our standard order is: The steamed dumpling appetizer, general tso's chicken, beef with broccoli, shrimp with lobster sauce and vegetable lo mein.

《生活大爆炸 第一季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 1》