追问是谁忘了盖马桶盖。

Asking who left the toilet lid up.

铺绒布的马桶盖

Toilet lid with terry cover

马桶盖生产机器；

Machines for Toilet Seat Covers;

烫发纸马桶盖纸都可以用作紧急吸油纸。

Perm papers or toilet seat covers can also be used as an emergency blotting paper.

新餐馆用马桶水箱装饰墙面，顾客们坐在马桶盖上用马桶杯碰杯。

Customers clink their toilet cups as they sit on toilet bowls at the new restaurant with cisterns adorning the walls.

中国西南城市贵州省制造的木质马桶盖在西方国家大获欢迎。

Wooden toilet seats made in southwestern China's Guizhou province are apparently selling like hot cakes in the West.

我打开抽水马桶盖就像打开鸟巢一样结果我看到猫的足迹布满了马桶的周边。

I lift the toilet seat as if it were the nest of a bird and I see cat tracks all around the edge of the bowl.

你难道从来没听过我们对你们没掀马桶盖的抱怨吗？

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

顾客可以在知名零售网站阿里巴巴和亚马逊购买各色马桶盖。

Consumers can buy a range of covers from popular retail sites Alibaba and Amazon.

最后我们来总结下：不可在马桶边嗑药、呕吐、钓鱼，不可站在或尿到马桶盖上，但是肩并肩一起上厕所是绝对要点赞的。

So, to recap: no heroin, vomiting, fishing, standing or peeing on the lid, but pooping side by side is totally cool.