是啊，你不应该和我比。

Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me.

《老友记 第七季》《Friends Season 7》

这破事怎么比得上我被人逼迫放假来得惨啊。

How does this compare to me being forced to relax for a few days?

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

它真的能让你脑袋冒烟，我改良的版本比四川正宗的火锅温柔多了。

This is going to literally blow your head off and I think my version is actually quite light compared to the real authentic version from Sichuan.

《中餐速成》《Chinese Food Made Easy》

我朋友苏珊带她的孩子参加了，和爱玛比起来，那小家伙就像只小狗！

Before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid. And compared to Emma, she's a real dog.

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

不，不是这个，是时间的问题，那个星球的引力会让我们的时间比地球慢很多。

No, it's not that. It's time. The gravity on that planet will slow our clock compared to Earth's drastically.

《星际穿越》《Interstellar》

我不在她家，因为我也决定慢慢来，这个...跟你们比起来，都快接近星际速度了，快把摄像头给我撤了。

I'm not there because I'm taking things slow, which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp speed. And take down that camera.

《生活大爆炸 第二季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 2》

我的比你还逊。怎么啦？

Mine was worse than that. Well, what happened?

《老友记 第十季》《Friends Season 10》

海豚可能比某些人聪明。

They might be smarter than some people.

《生活大爆炸 第四季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 4》

天哪，你比我还笨什么？

Oh my God. You're even dumber than I am. Excuse me?

《老友记 第四季》《Friends Season 4》

不，我罩杯肯定比你大。

No, I am definitely up a cup size.

《生活大爆炸 第7季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》

哇，你们唱得比我还好。

Wow. You know it better than me.

《愤怒的小鸟》《Angry Birds》

可我们种的比以往还多。

And we're growing more than we ever have.

《星际穿越》《Interstellar》

她没法和你比。谁？托尼。

She's got nothing on you. Who? Toni.

《情妇 第二季》《Mistresses Season 2》

比我应得的还要好。你呢？

Better than I deserve, most likely. And you?

《灰姑娘》《Cinderella》

绝对比一个“棒球场”少。

Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.

《老友记 第二季》《Friends Season 2》

怎么了？比我想象中困难。

What's the matter? It's harder than I thought.

《生活大爆炸 第九季》《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》

我在比翁的花园里捡来的。

I picked it up in Beorn's garden.

《霍比特人3：五军之战》《The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies》

付给别人钱比送礼物更好。

After all giving somebody money has to be better than giving them a gift.

《怪诞行为学》《Predictably Irrational》

她得到的掌声比总统还多。

She's getting more applause than the president.

《纸牌屋 第四季》《House of Cards Season 4》

喔，是吗？他比我风趣吗？

Oh, yeah? Is he funnier than me?

《老友记 第九季》《Friends Season 9》